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Rocks Off Reader #4

bill bodkin brings you the second installment of our weekly series in conjunction with the awesome people over at the NYC concert promotion company, Rocks Off

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Welcome back to the Rocks Off Reader. The people at Rocks Off present a lot of awesome experience from concerts to bus trips to walking tours.

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6/13: Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band with Jimbo Mathus and Alvin Youngblood Hart at SubCulture. Buy tickets here. SubCulture is a brand-new, subterranean venue located 45 Bleecker Street. Experience some good ol’ fashion Delta blues with Reverend Peyton.

6/15: Screeching Weasel’s 1st NYC Show in a Million Years! with special guests Down by Law, The Huntingtons and Furious George at Irving Plaza. Buy tickets here. We looked it up, Screeching Weasel has not performed in New York City since the Bronze Age. You literally have to pop in to see them because it could be another million before they come back.

Two Days of Subhumans with The World/Inferno Society, Blanks 77, Born Annoying at The Bowery Ballroom on 6/15 … with The Adolescents, Drunken Rampage and The Krays at The Music Hall of Williamsburg on 6/16. Get a double dose of 1980s-born British anarcho/hardcore punk.

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See Tim Armstrong Four Times in Two Days! with The Transplants and The Traditionals on 6/20 at Terminal 5 and with The Transplants and Crown of Thornz on 6/21 at Terminal 5. That’s right, catch punk legend Tim Armstrong twice in four days as he fronts both The Transplants (featuring Travis Barker and Skinhead Rob) and of course, Rancid. And let’s face it, Rancid is AWESOME. Do we need to remind you of how awesome they are? So, we decided to include their music video for ‘Time Bomb’ below. Tickets are super limited for the 6/20 show only, so act now.

Air Sex World Championships. Friday 6/21, The Cutting Room (44 E. 32nd St, Doors: 10:00pm / Show: 11:00pm. Advance: $15/ Day of Show: $20) Event is 18+
Rocks Off put this in better words than we can. “Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner. You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you, and oh my god was that a bad idea and while it’s embarrassing to show that act to a room of strangers, you know that you need to do it now in order to make sure that no one else falls down the same rabbit hole you got stuck inside. Or, you know, just do it however you want.

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The only rules we have are the laws laid down by the state we’re in. Since most Air Sex venues serve alcohol, you can’t get naked. And since some also serve food, all orgasms have to be simulated (or at least arguably so). Other than that, you’re free to do whatever it takes to impress the judges, the audience in the theater, and the world!

The Air Sex World Championships are hosted by comedian Chris Trew and based out of the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Tx. For press inquiries or to register to compete please email Chris christrew@gmail.com”

It’s a ’90s Party! While some of you might feel old that the ’90s are now retro … let’s face it, the ’90s were awesome, so why not party? Stifler’s Mom, a tribute band to the .Com decade, will be performing on Saturday 6/22 at The Highline Ballroom. Click here to RSVP to the guestlist!

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Rocks Off is known for their awesome boat shows. Here are some upcoming shows coming up for The Rocks Off Armada…Click Here for Maps off All Ports.

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Thursday June 13: Musician’s Aid Society of New York Fourth Annual Jubilee Cruise Featuring Gent Treadly w/ Special Guests Charles Neville and Kenny Brooks (Rocks Off Concert Cruise Aboard The Jewel Boards: 7:00pm / Departs: 8:00pm / E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr.): From the official Rocks Off site … We would like to invite you to our Fourth Annual Musician’s Aid Society of New York Jubilee and Fundraiser aboard the Jewel featuring Gent Treadly and special musical guests Charles Neville and Kenny Brooks on June 13th, 2013. There will be plenty of food as well as a 4 hour open bar. For more information about what we do please visit our website or Facebook page.

The Musician’s Aid Society of New York is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization which strives to provide the resources necessary for the artistic and musical growth of deserving musicians in the New York metropolitan area. MASNY works to promote musical education and the artistic development of these meritorious musicians.

Thursday June 13: Schism – A Tribute to Tool, Jesus Christ Pose – A Tribute to Soundgarden (Rocks Off Concert Cruise Aboard The Half Moon – Boards: 7:00pm / Departs: 8:00pm, E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr. ): Tribute time! Get a double of ’90s awesomeness with tributes to Tool and Soundgarden. Buy tickets here.

Friday June 14: Appetite for Destruction: A Tribute to Guns N’ Roses (Aboard THE JEWEL Boards: 7:00pm / Departs: 8:00pm/ E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr.): One of the more popular Guns tributes comes aboard the boat to bring you classic and lost gems from the iconic hard rock band. Buy tickets here.

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Sunday June 16: Kick Rocks with Damn Right!, Mr. Bonkerz. (Rocks Off Concert Cruise Aboard The Jewel – Boards: 7:00pm / Departs: 8:00pm – E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr.). Kick Rocks features: Mike Greenfield from Lotus, Jon Gutwillig from the Disco Biscuits, Clay Parnell from Brothers Past, & Brian Marsella from Caveman and is an improvisational electronic jazz-funk supergroup.
Buy Tickets Here.

Sunday June 16: T-Shirts for a Cure Presents – TITLE FIGHT with Candy Hearts. (Rocks Off Concert Cruise Aboard The Circle Line – Boards: 7:00pm / Departs: 8:00pm -Circle Line Pier 83 – W. 42nd St + West Side Highway). T-Shirts for a Cause is a charity group that helps women dealing with cancer. The proceeds from their t-shirt and wristband sales go to clinics across the country to provide chemotherapy, anti-nausea drugs and other quality of life medications to underprivileged women who cannot afford the increasing expense of fighting this killer disease. You can support their cause by listening to some awesome punk rock.
Buy tickets here.

Saturday June 22: Twiddle (Rocks Off Concert Cruise Aboard The Jewel -Boards: 11:00pm / Departs: 12:00am E. 23rd St. & FDR Dr.). Twiddle is a Vermont-based mixes up jazz, bluegrass, reggae and funk and will feature Kenny Brooks (Bob Weir & Ratdog, Alphabet Soup & The Green Lotus Project) sitting in. Buy Tickets Here.

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Rocks Off is running air-conditioned, bathroom-equipped, sound-system-stacked, TV-screen’s a blazin’ rockin’ party buses from NYC to and from shows at PNC Bank Arts Center and Jones Beach this summer.

“Buses leave from the time and location listed on each show page. These bus rides are BYOS: Bring Your own Shit!!! Refreshments are not served on the bus, but we encourage you to bring your own (just keep tidy and help us keep the bus clean). Best part is that our professional drivers are also highly trained Ninjas, and will be staying with the bus to guard your precious briefcases and designer hula hoops — meaning you can leave your stuff on the bus while you’re at the show.

The buses will leave the venues half an hour after the show ends, so no matter what condition you’re in, please proceed as efficiently as you can towards the bus after the last encore. The plus side is, you’ll find yourself back in NYC afterwards in plenty of time to get a decent night’s sleep, or to just keep raging with all the awesome people you met on the bus.”

June 2013 Bus Schedule

Sunday June 23: Rush at Jones Beach

Tuesday June 25: Dave Matthews Band at Jones Beach

Wednesday June 26: Dave Matthews Band at Jones Beach

Saturday June 29: Kid Rock at PNC Bank Arts Center

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THE PAST, PRESENT and FUTURE of ROCK N ROLL in NEW YORK CITY: Hosted by Rocks Off’s Jake Szufnarowski “If you want to know how how the rock n roll business works, and oftentimes doesn’t work — complete with hilariously offensive, almost unbelievable tales — this is your man. Yes, folks, NYC Rock and Roll ain’t dead yet. Join us on “The Evolution of Rock N Roll in New York City Through The Eyes of a Living, Breathing, and Working Concert Promoter, Rock God and Hell Raiser”, and you’ll learn just how alive it is.” Next Dates: Friday June 14, Friday June 28.

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THE HISTORY OF ART, CRIME, DRUGS and PUNK ROCK ON THE LOWER EAST SIDE: Hosted by John Joseph of The Cro Mags. (Description by John Joseph himself) “Most people walking around on the Lower East Side today with its trendy boutiques and coffee shops have no idea of its history, the great music and violence that has always co-existed side by side down here. I’ll take you to the punk clubs, gang hangouts and drug spots where some of the craziest things went down. It’s a first hand account from someone who was immersed in the danger having myself grown up on the streets of NYC since the age of 14. I guarantee you it will be a true punk rock & crime history lesson from someone who was there way back then and is still here.

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We will drop by the famous CBGB’s location where The Ramones and so many other legendary punk bands started. We’ll walk by Great Gildersleeves where the Hells Angels regularly ran people over on their motorcycles. Stroll down memory lane at Saint Mark’s Place passing Trash and Vaudeville (punk store), the Electric Circus where the likes of Bad Brains, Crass, and so many others jammed. All the while telling you my anecdotes and funny stories of the crazy shit I’ve seen go down. Then Tompkins Sq Park, giving first hand knowledge of the area’s events. We’ll even hit MANITOBAS for Bob Gruen’s famous Punk Rock photo exhibit before we go by the Ritz (now Webster Hall) and Irving Plaza where so many great bands like Black Flag, Bad Brains, Circle Jerks, Motorhead (first U.S. gig), The Damned, Buzzcocks played and where the late punk-rocker John Belushi slam danced his nights away. Finally our last stop on the tour will be Max’s Kansas City where we end in Union Sq. Park discussing the area and what is what it was like. Drugs, hookers, violence, the Palladium where The Clash’s London Calling album cover was shot and many great bands played. Ever heard of Julien’s Pool Hall? The porno theaters where I’d sleep in the dead of winter for 50 cents a night and the Gramercy Park Boxing Gym (now PC Richard’s) where my old man and many World Champions boxed. The bottom line is, whether you’re a seasoned New Yorker or someone visiting the city on vacation, this tour is not to be missed. I can guarantee that it will be a memorable experience.”

To buy tickets to either tour click here.

Bill Bodkin
Bill Bodkinhttps://thepopbreak.com
Bill Bodkin is the editor-in-chief and co-founder of Pop Break, and most importantly a husband, and father. Ol' Graybeard writes way too much about wrestling, jam bands, Asbury Park music, HBO shows, and can often be seen under his season DJ alias, DJ Father Christmas. He is the co-host of the Socially Distanced Podcast (w/Al Mannarino) which drops weekly on Apple, Google, Anchor & Spotify. He is the co-host of the monthly podcasts -- Anchored in Asbury, TV Break and Bill vs. The MCU.
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