7 Steel Panther Songs To Improve Your Valentine’s Day

vdaypanther

The Internet is full of articles in the form of lists, dubbed “listicles”. While some are funny, most are at best stupid and at worst, completely useless. “20 life hacks you need to try!” No thanks, they patched that shit in V2.0.0.2. “15 ways to totally turn around your life!” Again, no thanks, I’m pretty sure if I did that I’d be going backwards. “65 ways to turn your toaster into a TV!” Jokes on you, I don’t watch TV. So I thought it might be a good idea to make one that is actually relevant to our everyday lives. In case you weren’t aware, Valentine’s Day is here, and every year the same tired old love songs get trotted out on the radio, in commercials, and in our homes. How many times can a man listen to Whitney Houston singing about always loving you before he snaps? (Hint: the answer is twice). But who will save us from this yearly horror? Steel Panther, that’s who. These long haired heavy metal titans have more than enough material to replace all those boring love songs with songs that are actually relevant to real life.

Without further ado, here are seven classic and terrible love songs that can be replaced by Steel Panther.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8Next page