2. Replacing Cheese with Subliminal Messaging
Classic/Terrible Love Song: ‘More Than Words’ by Extreme
Rockin’ Replacement: ‘Girl From Oklahoma’ by Steel Panther
I’ve actually got nothing but great things to say about “More Than Words.” I love Extreme, and this song. If you have never listened to the band, you should. But the fact remains that “More Than Words” is overplayed, so let’s ditch it. Problem is, it a pretty recognizable song. Your date is going to figure out that you swapped out their favorite song for something else pretty fast. So what are we to do? Replace it with Steel Panther of course! The songs sound similar enough that you could probably sneak it by. Plus, if subliminal suggestion is actually a thing, you could probably turn that cuddle session into a blowjob session. If that’s something you’re into of course. I won’t judge you. Just listen to all the emotions coming through in this ballad, “So come on pretty baby/suck my balls all night/I’m hoped up on Cialis/and you’re high as a kite.” I guarantee there will be tears. Tears of emotion that is!
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