Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, it’s time to move on from the summer of dumb. Let’s class up this joint. We’ll still be talking plenty of franchises, so relax. Marvel. Harry Potter (kind of). Star Wars (kind of). Make no mistake though – this is our first glimpse into Oscar season. You’ll be seeing the phrase “This cast is ridiculous” thrown about quite often. Tom Hanks. Michael Fassbender. Emma Stone. Ben Affleck. Michael Keaton. Marion Cotillard. J.K. Simmons. We also got a lot of old school directors back in the fold. Clint Eastwood. Oliver Stone. Warren Beatty?!?! Yes, Warren Beatty. The dude is almost 80, yet he looks like he could legitimately play a forty-year-old!? Holy matza balls. Let’s also not forget Mr. Controversy himself, Mel Gibson.
We have an epic journey on our hands, so take out your non Harry Potter wands. Grab a burger from McDonalds with Ron Swanson. Prep for a forced Darth Vader cameo. It’s time for my Top 10 Most Anticipated Fall Movies!
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Wow! You sound like someone who’s so educated on Fantastic Beasts!
If you were a Harry Potter fan you at least do your fucking research and find out that the beasts are not the focus of the film! I know you’d hoping for an underwhelming box office, but it’s fandangos most anticipated fall film! Stop trying to force your douchey negativity on all of us.
This films is about life in Wizarding America, no about beasts. You don’t care about it because you’re a lazy ignorant asshole who takes everything at face value. You seriously think JK Rowling would give us a story just about creatures? It’s a trilogy, you fuckin’ idiot. And it’s had massively amazing test screening reviews. Please stop writing.