In our last issue Agent Silva figured out the diabolical bacon plan of the evil bears. She was on her way to help Shirtless out of an obvious trap. Bears, toilet paper, hillbillies, and magic bacon all played a part in luring him in. He broke the spell of the crispest and most delicious bacon he’s ever tasted. Can Agent Silva rescue shirtless before the evil bears take control?
We start this issue with an awesome flashback to when Suzie Silva is little. She was just as bad ass then as she is now. She doesn’t think, she just takes control of a situation to help others. Make sure you read this issue to see the details of the flashback. Silva has a plan to rescue Shirtless who is currently tied up. With toilet paper. Yes, the butt wipe giant, Fuzzy Wipes, is behind the magic bacon and mind controlled bears.
Silva makes it to Shirtless after the Fuzzy Wipe CEO reveals his entire evil plan. That he bought the forest, but couldn’t raze it because of the bears. That he needed the forest’s trees to make his two-ply Fuzzy wipes. We also learn what Shirtless’ weakness is and why he was able to be tied down with Two-ply toilet paper this issue. You’ll have to read the issue to discover exactly what his weakness is though. Silva in full bear furry cosplay releases Shirtless and they make their action-packed escape.
Once our heroes escape Shirtless and Silva find cover in a cave, she asks him about his past love. That’s right guys, we finally find out what happened to his darling Clementine (I had to, that’s her name). And, we also discover why Jaxon Logger (AKA Fuzzy Wipes CEO) hates Shirtless so much. Oh, and in this issue you will also learn why Shirtless was outcast from his bear family. Exciting reveal after exciting reveal.
Just as we see all these amazing plot points Shirtless and Silva are about to share a moment when they’re interrupted by Burke. Unfortunately for them Burke has decided to side with Fuzzy Wipes. He’s not alone. Burke has many bears ready to take down Shirtless including his brother. Will Shirtless escape this trap to live another day?
The story is getting deep guys. It can’t always be about bacon and bear punching. But, I assure you, with all these awesome reveals of our main character there is still a great amount of action. And, in the last few issues we really haven’t seen much plot. I assure you there is a plot and it’s a good one. Pick up this issue today for all the details and spoilers I didn’t share.
Shirtless Bear Fighter #3 Rating: 8/10.