We’re here. We finally made it to The Bachelorette Season 15 Episode 10 aka The Fantasy Suites episode. I’m simultaneously excited and worried about this episode. I think there’s potential for it to be really interesting, since Hannah seems to be the most sexual Bachelorette that we’ve had in a while. I’m simultaneously worried that it’ll be boring for that exact same reason. Usually the Fantasy Suite episode is when we see the Bachelor or Bachelorette be more open with their sexuality than they usually are, but since Hannah has already been like that with her contestants, I’m worried this will not be interesting (outside of the Luke fiasco that is bound to happen).
The Fantasy Suites of The Bachelorette Season 15 Episode 10 take place in Crete, Greece, which looks stunning. Hannah says that Fantasy Suites aren’t about sex, that it’s about having alone time while the cameras are off. Excuse me while I call bullshit.
Fantasy Suite 1 – Peter
Hannah and Peter start their date by going on a boat ride together. They were making out and Peter was just grabbing handfuls of Hannah’s ass. They, of course, do the Titanic pose while they’re on the ship. They end up lying on top of each other on the boat and Peter is cute and says, “Do you know how much I like you?” and they start making out some more. Unfortunately, Hannah is looking for him to user the other L word.
When Peter met up with Hannah for the dinner portion of their date, he got another good handful of her ass while hugging her. Needless to say, I’m sure Peter is an ass-man. Hannah is wearing a pale pink shimmering cocktail dress. It’s not the most flattering thing I’ve seen her wear, and I think it’s because the shimmer catches the light weird, and the material looks a bit stiff.
After a bit of talking, Peter confesses that he loves her. Hannah’s response to anyone who tells her that they love her is to immediately smile and then make out with that person. She admitted to the camera that her heart melted when he said it. Of course, Hannah handed him the card to the Fantasy Suite, and they go off to a windmill with a beautiful king-sized bed.
After the commercial break, the camera pans over a chirping bird, and a buzzing bee, and abc is shoving the metaphor so far down my throat that I was choking on it.
In the morning when they film the couple lying in bed together, they show Hannah not wearing makeup, which is a HUGE shock to me, since the Bachelorettes usually get their makeup and hair done prior to the cameras going on them. Peter and Hannah talk about how happy they are waking up next to each other. He said he doesn’t want to say goodbye to her. And he tells the camera that he is in love with Hannah.
Fantasy Suite 2 – Tyler
Hannah and Tyler go to a spa together to get massages. While getting their massages, they both lay face-down on their massage tables while being massaged. Tyler sneaks out of his massage so that he could start messaging Hannah while she wasn’t noticing him. They might as well have their Fantasy Suite night right on that table. There’s no question that there’s passion between Hannah and Tyler.
During the dinner portion of the date, Hannah says to him that she doesn’t want to go to Fantasy Suite to have sex with him, because she knows they already have that passion and fire and relationship. She told him that she just wanted to spend that time being with him. Tyler says that he respects that, and that he would love for them to just be each other together. You know deep down Tyler was pissed. Especially if he doesn’t win, because then he’ll never have the chance to sleep with her.
Tyler and Hannah go on a yacht and I can’t believe that’s their Fantasy Suite. It’s just bizarre because Peter had a whole windmill, and Tyler just gets a docked yacht. I got a little sea sick watching the boat go up and down in the shots. Something Tyler said really melted my own heart. He said, “I want you to be the last person I wake up to forever.” Hannah said that Tyler was the most respectful man that has ever interacted with herm which is crazy to think about.
Fantasy Suite 3 – Jed
Before Jed meets with Hannah, he talks to the camera about how he’s upset that he was categorized with Luke during the last rose ceremony.
Hannah and Jed roam around Greece, dance with people in a circle, and drink with the natives. There’s a slightly uncomfortable conversation between Hannah and some of the native Greece people they are eating with, while Jed is sitting right next to them. The Greek woman asks Hannah how she will decide who she’s going to choose. Jed looks really uncomfortable at that conversation. He pulls Hannah away and talks about Luke to her. She proceeds to tell Jed that she has a connection with Luke. And Jed said, if you’re this close to finalizing something, why would you hold onto something uncertain? And she told him she has a feeling.
Hannah’s dress looks like lingerie. It’s black satin, and one of the breast covers is a black lace that looks sheer but isn’t actually sheer. Hannah thanked Jed for pulling her aside to have that conversation from earlier. Jed doesn’t drop the topic, though. He said the feelings she has with Luke weighs on him. Jed told her, to her face, that he thinks she has a tendency to make the wrong decisions. I cannot believe he said that to her. She looked really surprised and hurt that he would say something like that to her. Hannah gets up and walks away from the table, and Jed follows her. She doesn’t like that she keeps having to defend her feelings for Luke. Jed admits to the camera that he hopes he didn’t mess up by bringing that up with her. She basically told him that he needs to trust her and let her figure it out.
Hannah admits that the discussion worried her, but she proceeds to go with him to the Fantasy Suite. Maybe Jed was right, maybe Hannah does have the tendency to make wrong decisions. Jed’s Fantasy Suite was a condo! Like, it was a whole house. Peter’s Fantasy Suite was in a windmill, and Tyler’s was on a yacht, but those were such small potatoes compared to the beautiful condo that Tyler will get to have sex in.
They camera shows Hannah and Jed lying in bed together the morning after, and they talk about how fun and sweet and loud their night was. So, confirmed that they had sex. Hannah says goodbye, and she’s really giggly, but Jed doesn’t say the thing that both Peter and Tyler said, where they said it was the hardest goodbye they had to say.
Fantasy Suite 4 – Luke
Hannah and Luke take a helicopter over Greece. Hannah said that she felt their dates were trending upwards since hometowns. She admits to the camera that she wants to get physical with Luke. She seems to be falling for him all over again. Luke says that he could see himself getting down on one knee and asking her to marry him.
We’re at the scene we’ve all be waiting for! Hannah’s wearing the red/pink leather jacket and hoop earrings. They do a toast, and Luke starts talking to her, “So, let’s talk about sex” he says very matter-of-factly. Luke admits that he’s saving himself for marriage in regard to having sex again. He says, “I want to make sure that’s something you’re not doing” and that “If you had sex with one or multiple of the guys, I would want to move on”. Hannah said that sex is very important to her. And she didn’t agree with some of the stuff he said to her. He doesn’t have the right to say that stuff to her because he’s not her husband. Hannah rightly reminds Luke that pride is also a sin. She doesn’t like how he talks to her about this topic. Hannah admits that he broke her heart through all of this. She’s upset that she ignored all of the red flags throughout the season. She doesn’t like feeling that he judged her. She claimed that he’s holding others to a standard that he shouldn’t. Hannah really seems pissed off at Luke.
She compares Luke to the biblical verse ‘let he without sin cast the first stone’. And said that Luke was standing there ready with a stone, judging her. She flat out says that she got clarity on him and that she does not want him to he her husband. Luke asked for a chance to speak about this whole thing and Hannah says that she already knows and has clarity. Then Hannah says that dreadful words “Can I walk you out?” and she is not letting him talk or get another word in. She’s finally doing something right. But Luke seems to hesitate in getting out of his seat. Hannah begs him to leave. He said she owed him a minute to share. And, as if Hannah wasn’t already upset, she said, “I don’t own you anything!” and that really set her over the top. He begged for time to talk with her and she turned him down left and right.
In order to get Luke to consider leaving, she tells him that she had sex in a windmill, twice! (Way to go, Peter!) She told Luke that she has had sex, and that Jesus still loves her. “My husband would never say what you’ve said to me.”
I’ve never been prouder of Hannah during this whole season. Luke asked if he can pray with her before he leaves, and she obviously says no. After he was gone, she said she felt like a weight was lifted off her shoulders, and I don’t blame her.
Next week is the rose ceremony, where it looks like Luke will be crashing the party. And afterwards is the Men Tell-All.
