Marla Pachter

Marla Pachter
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Suck It Up: True Blood, Season Finale

This is it. The season finale. The end of my summer of torture. Here goes nothing... After an entire season of shaping Alcide (Joe Manganiello)...

Suck It Up: True Blood, ‘Life Matters’

Well Warlow isn't dead, I guess I was just being dramatic (and kind of wishing he was dead). Then the writers used Terry's funeral as...

Suck It Up: True Blood, ‘Dead Meat’

I found something out I did not realize until five minutes ago. This is a shortened season of True Blood. There's only going to...

Suck It Up: True Blood, ‘In the Evening’

Check out Marla Pachter's short and thoroughly frustrated look at this week's episode. Well it went a little something like this... Nazis, Nazis, Nazis. Sex,...

Film Review: The To Do List

I love Aubrey Plaza. From her portrayal of April Ludgate on Parks and Recreation to the fact that she basically is April in real...

Suck It Up! True Blood, ‘Don’t You Feel Me?’

Jeez, we're only on episode 6? I feel like it's been forever. This show might be the death of me. Here is my brief...

Film Review: Stuck in Love

marla pachter is in love ... with this movie ... With all the sequels and generic blockbusters coming out this summer, it's easy to get...

Suck It Up: True Blood, ‘At Last’

marla pachter is wicked pissed ... Okay, so full disclosure. This is going to be a short recap. More stuff than this happened, but I...

Suck It Up: True Blood (S6, Ep.3) ‘Hide & Seek’

marla pachter has a bloody awful time ... Well, as always, we're just jumping right into the action and things are feeling a teeeeency bit...

Suck It Up: ‘The Sun’

marla pachter returns to bon temps for some more sucktitude ... And, we're back! Just in case you forgot what's happening on the show in...

TV Recap: True Blood, Season Premiere

marla pachter sinks her teeth into the season premiere of the HBO series ... I don't know if you guys remember this, but last season...

Somebody Shut This Girl Up!: Vampires – An Off-the-Bat Guide to Why Being a Bloodsucker…Blows. (see what we did there?)

marla pachter takes a bite out of...oh, you know, just read it... Y'all like vampires, right? I know you do, because the media tells me...

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