WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
Need for Speed
If you told me Michael Bay directed this movie I would have believed it, and that’s why it gets #1. If you were to look up douche-baggery in the dictionary, there would be a poster for Need for Speed. The characters in this film are just a constant barrage of unlikable frat boy ass bags. There’s one guy who’s basically an 8th rate Turtle from Entourage, and then we get a female character played by Imogen Poots who sets feminism back ten years. She’s one of the most obnoxious characters in the last five years to the point where if she played the next iteration of Catwoman and was better than Anne Hathaway, I still wouldn’t be able to forgive her for this movie. That actress will be forever tainted. It’s ironic that Michael Keaton in the same year can give one of the best performances, saddled with one of the worst. I feel bad for Aaron Paul. I can’t believe this was his first big post Breaking Bad experience. He might need to step away for a while and rethink his movie roles. I’d hate to see this guy evaporate into nothing. Need for Speed is everything I hate about movies: loud, boring, obnoxious, and characters you want to pelt with a hammer. It sucks.
Honorable Mentions:
- The Amazing Spider-Man 2
- Godzilla
- The Legend of Hercules
- Sex Tape
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